Hi there,Regular guy with average size. ok...cya later...Still here Alrighty.Not really expecting much from this site. I pretty much entertain myself on here. I enjoy watching guys in chat rooms crash and burn. Reading some of the most ridiculous comments and pretty much copying them. I watch cam shows, and find them to be entertaining as well. A lot of times I have to turn off the chatting section while watching a cam show, because, my God, how many times can someone type quotshow titsquot before you just want to kick them out of the room.I think the comment quotMMMMMMquot is probably the lamest one out there. Followed but quotUMMMquot, quotHMMMquot, and quotDelishquot. I am not a grammar quotenemy to America during WW2quot, described on purpose, because the last time I spelled that word right, copy was not approved. But, there are times when I see quotyourequot and quotyourquot misused I cringe a bit. Not a lot, just a lil bit. I think a lot of people, mostly men, use quotlolquot as an in. Let me describe. Youre chatting with a guy. He wants more. So he says something like,quotWow, babe. Nice butt. Id love to spank it...lolquotThat lol is put there on purpose. He is feeling you out. If the woman he is chatting with says,quotThats not what Im into, hon.quotWell...quotOH ok. Was kidding anyway.quotNo harm, no foul. It was all just a joke. Im still in, but I know where I stand.But, if her comment goes something like,quotMMM baby, I like that.quotThen...quotOh yeah, dirty slut. Like my hard cock in your ass too, dirty . Gonna fuck you hard and cream pie that asshole!!!!!quotNow, his lol worked out for him. Goes full on crazy dirty chat. Be careful of the l...o...l...I do like to chat, about anything. I like getting to know people from all around the world. The real ones, anyway, and not the thousands of fake profiles that are rampant around here. But, when you say hi, chat back. Even if its dumb or just plain silly. Its frustrating to get a quothi, how are yaquot Answer back, quotfine and youquot Get quotIm fine.quot and then..................quotSo, whats going on tonightquotquotNothingquot.........quotOk, cyaquotquotByequotI dont judge someones ideas, opinions, beefs, concerns about life. I am very easy going when it comes to people and what that think about anything. I love really dumb jokes. So, if you have nothing to say, say something.So a little about me...SWM, looking for a trans woman for a fwb relationship. Id like a full on girlfriend eventually. Eventually, not right now. I am 56quot around 140 with short hair and on again off again facial hair. Also 6quot cut. I am NOT a heavy quotshooter.quot God, I miss my early masturbating years, when Id fire off round after round, hitting my chin, my ear, while lying on my back in bed. Memories. Sexually I am really into foreplay. Kissing, rubbing, touching, etc. I enjoy giving and receiving oral. I do enjoy a good sit down frottage session. I am drug and disease free and always play safe. I am open to trying new things as well. If my partner is into it, maybe I can be too.Outside of the bedroom just looking for someone to enjoy life with. Whatever may come. Something like that. Id like to go to a movie and hold hands. I sometimes send a friend request and miss the quotno Menquot comment. I am sorry. I do read profiles, but sometimes skim over them pretty quickly before going back. If I have sent you a friend request and you have a quotno Menquot caveat in your profile, I AM SORRY.Also if you dont want to accept my friend request if I have sent you one, thats fine. I wont bother you after one request.But, if you have accepted a friend request from me, thank you. So thats it for now.

Mijn Ideale Persoon: Ideal...very rich looking for a guy like me. I retire and live with her on the beach in her huge condo. She is also a master chef, and a massage therapist. She also has season tickets to Steelers home games. Great body, great hair, great smile. She has a yacht and drives everywhere. Has plenty of girlfriends and plans weekend orgies where I am the center of attention.

Wat zijn uw favoriete muzikanten of bands?:
Blink-182 got me through a bad breakup

Welke seksuele activiteiten winden u op?:
Orale seks geven, Orale seks ontvangen, Anale seks, Speeltjes (Vibrators/Dildo's/enz.), Rimmen, Lichte bondage, Kaarsvet, Rollenspelen, Verkleden als het andere geslacht, Gelijktijdig masturberen, Voyeurisme, Massage, frottage

Welke factoren zijn het belangrijkst wanneer u op zoek bent naar een seksuele partner?:
Seksuele ervaring, Fysieke aantrekkingskracht, Dezelfde/soortgelijke fetisjen, Ervaring in een bepaalde rol (top/bottom; meester/slaaf), Libido, Bereidheid om openlijk alles te bespreken en te proberen, Creativiteits-/Kinkniveau, Een beetje van alles

Heeft u ooit gefantaseerd over seks met een beroemdheid? Wie? Wat vindt u opwindend aan hen?:
Go back #1. What turns on about her, is that in the videos
I have seen her in, she seems generally turned on when having
sex. I just think that is hot.:-S

Heeft u ooit cyberseks gehad?:
Ik heb regelmatig cyberseks.

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