I am in my bed, you are in your bed... one of us is in the wrong place. I want to throw you on the bed, rip off all your clothes with my teeth, and do things to you that you'll remember for the rest of your life... WTF ? DAMN AUTOCORRECT. I meant to say 'Hi'. Thanks for checking me out... I know I may not be the hottest guy here -- I not muscular nor do I have sculpted abs, I'm not hung like a down there, and I'm a little shy... but hey, average, ugly guys need to have some fun too. If you like what you see, then keep reading & send me a message. If you don't, I won't hold it against you... I will never know anyway. My IM does not work, so please send me a regular message if you're interested.

Mijn Ideale Persoon: Pictures, please. I'm not looking for grey silhouettes.

I'm now accepting applications for :
PARTNER IN CRIME (NSA / FW
- Women only... Men need not apply. Sorry, I don't play for that team.
- Not interested in couples either.
- 18-35 / Single, Unattached... but if you have a female friend, bring her along.
- Local to me... not in another country. (exceptions may be made)
- must be fluent in smart-ass, sarcasm, and adult language
- questionable morals and nudity definitely required.

Oh, you must be able to Host, as I can't... at least not yet.
I do have a vehiicle so travel is not an issue.

Wat zijn uw favoriete muzikanten of bands?:
Queen, Pink Floyd, Def Leppard

Over welke locatie voor een seksuele ontmoeting fantaseert u?:
Een bed

Welke seksuele activiteiten winden u op?:
Orale seks geven

Welke factoren zijn het belangrijkst wanneer u op zoek bent naar een seksuele partner?:
Fysieke aantrekkingskracht

Heeft u ooit cyberseks gehad?:
Absoluut niet. Ik wil alleen huid-op-huid seks.

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