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This site, does it count as a joke? 21-12-2019
they keep increasing points left and right making it nearly
impossible . other options is and they
and $240/year ! lol GTFO !!
1 Reacties, 19 Bezichtigingen,
13 Stemmen
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Men are like... 21-12-2019
… Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. <br><br>
… Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why. <br><br>
… Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
<br><br>
… Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night
long. <br><br>
… Commercials. You ...
0 Reacties, 26 Bezichtigingen,
13 Stemmen
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whos got jokes 20-12-2019
I hear lots of jokes, some are better than others for sure
but I haven't heard any jokes about nipples... care
to share?
0 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,2.82 Score |
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I like this joke 20-12-2019
A says a , "So, at place?" "!"
"Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with younger brother,
and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have
have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder,
okay?" Later on the is yelling, "Cheese
cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says,
"Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo
all over ...
0 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,1.37 Score |
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The things we do for points 20-12-2019
1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life. <br><br>
2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had very low elf esteem. <br><br>
LINKBOARD SELF-IMPROVEMENT BEAUTY CREEPY BOOKS TV + MOVIES Christmas Jokes FUNNYCHRISTMAS 50 Funny, Clean Christmas Jokes That Will Get You In The
Holiday Spirit Avatar By Mélanie ...
0 Reacties, 15 Bezichtigingen,
9 Stemmen
,3.43 Score |
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For the points 20-12-2019
Just here for the points, vote so you can get some too lol
1 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,2.49 Score |
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Knock, knock .. 19-12-2019
'Knock, knock', goes the saying ... <br><br>
''s there?', is the proper reply ... <br><br>
'a duck', could be one answer ... <br><br>
because no on e ever guesses a duck, that's why!
0 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,3.48 Score |
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Xmas classic joke 17-12-2019
What is the difference between a snowman & a snow woman?
...
3 Reacties, 58 Bezichtigingen,
16 Stemmen
,2.69 Score |
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Spanking 17-12-2019
A Mom finds some BDSM magazines beneath her ’s bed.
<br><br>
She calls her husband up to the room, shows him, and asks,
“What do you think we should do?” <br><br>
The Dad frowns and says, “Well, I suppose spanking him
is out of the question.”
0 Reacties, 17 Bezichtigingen,
10 Stemmen
,2.79 Score |
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what do you call two guys no arms no legs sitting in the windowsill 16-12-2019
curt and rod
0 Reacties, 16 Bezichtigingen,
11 Stemmen
,2.42 Score |
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Knock Knock ... Whos There? 15-12-2019
Points.. Points who.. I need points!
1 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,1.47 Score |
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Fired 15-12-2019
Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
<br><br>
<br><br>
Because he couldn't concentrate.
0 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,2.82 Score |
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Aging :) 13-12-2019
An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the
bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks,
''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?''
The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something
hard for a change."
0 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,3.70 Score |
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Jealous? 13-12-2019
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large
supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost wife in the supermarket.
Can you talk for a of minutes?” “Why?” “Because every time I talk a beautiful woman wife
appears of nowhere.”
0 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
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Joke joke joke 13-12-2019
What's a pirates fav letter you think it will be r but
it's the c they love
0 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen,
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,2.94 Score |
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Just incase 13-12-2019
Incase the joke didnt set in points points points
0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen,
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,0.34 Score |
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Seems fitting 13-12-2019
Yes points points points. Its what its all about
0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen,
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,5.00 Score |
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Butter 11-12-2019
Wanna here was he joke aboot the butter <br><br>
Na ul just spread it😂🤣😂
0 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,1.26 Score |
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points points points points points points points points points points points points. 10-12-2019
points points points points points points points points
points points points points.
0 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,3.04 Score |
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need more 10-12-2019
points points points points points points points points
points points points points.
0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,0.86 Score |
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Points 10-12-2019
I could use a few.
1 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,1.00 Score |
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Mall at Christmas 08-12-2019
It's a cute little Christmas Joke Little Johny goes the mall see Santa Cruz. He sits on
his lap and Santa says while tapping him on his nose. I bet
you want some T-O-Y-S. Little Johny said" no Santa
I don't want any toys for Christmas. Well santa looks
at him and says " well then I bet you want some C-A-N-D-Y.
Little Johny looks at Santa shakes his head and said "
no ...
0 Reacties, 68 Bezichtigingen,
11 Stemmen
,2.79 Score |
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Johnny Sperm 07-12-2019
Johnny Sperm wanted to be the best. Every day he ran everywhere
he went. night he did push ups and sit ups! He was buff!!!
<br><br>
Then the big day came. The whistle blew and he took his mark.
The starter said go and he ran like he never ran before. He
made into the final tunnel; he was well in the lead. He got
almost to the end and he could see what was ahead. ...
0 Reacties, 52 Bezichtigingen,
10 Stemmen
,2.79 Score |
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Hilarious 07-12-2019
I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's
'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought
it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See"
she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......
3 Reacties, 40 Bezichtigingen,
22 Stemmen
,3.49 Score |
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Hilarious 07-12-2019
I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's
'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought
it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See"
she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......
0 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,1.47 Score |
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Standard member 05-12-2019
magazine article
4 Reacties, 24 Bezichtigingen,
12 Stemmen
,2.09 Score |
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Paid member 05-12-2019
magazine article member
1 Reacties, 13 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,2.02 Score |
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You got jokes 05-12-2019
Let me hear some dirty jokes!!!!!!
0 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,2.80 Score |
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You got jokes 05-12-2019
Let me hear some dirty jokes!!!!!!
0 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,2.16 Score |
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Want to hear the greatest joke? 04-12-2019
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0 Reacties, 12 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,1.84 Score |