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UZIoSUICIDE 50 M 27  Artikelen	Make her scream...   11-03-2016 Hey guys... I figured out how you can make your girlfriend or wife or whatever scream during sex.. It's super easy and it works every time... All ya gotta do.. While you are having sex take your phone... and call your girl and tell her about it... 5 Reacties, 112 Bezichtigingen, 17 Stemmen ,4.68 Score
UZIoSUICIDE 50 M 27  Artikelen	WINNER WINNER WINNER   11-03-2016 So, a man asks his wife "If I won the lottery, what would you do?" His wife says, "Take half and leave you" The man smiles and says, "Good cuz I won 12 bux from the lottery today, heres 6 now get out" 0 Reacties, 50 Bezichtigingen, 11 Stemmen ,4.66 Score
sexxxcrzd 37 S 9  Artikelen	Look how sexy my wife is...   06-02-2016 ...That is all. -Sexxxcrzd(m) 14 Reacties, 174 Bezichtigingen, 26 Stemmen ,5.61 Score
wickedcat2006 49 V 145  Artikelen	the vagina!!!   31-01-2016 The best engine in the world is the Vagina. It can be started with one finger, It is self lubricating, It takes any size piston, And it changes it's own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental..... 4 Reacties, 120 Bezichtigingen, 41 Stemmen ,7.16 Score
rm_Nikkicandie1 26 S 0  Artikelen	its funny now not s much then   06-12-2015 nikki an myself was in bed and she says she has to pee.okay I thought get up and go like any sane person would do.well she for some reason got the idea to act like she was a and omg she pissed on me!!and I don't mean just a lil I mean straight full blast peed lol then says she was marking what belongs to her lol I couldn't be mad after that bc it was so funny and sweet at the same time yet she ... 4 Reacties, 98 Bezichtigingen, 21 Stemmen ,2.14 Score
mrryan74 47 M 5  Artikelen	wife joke   30-10-2015 A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't ... 14 Reacties, 453 Bezichtigingen, 41 Stemmen ,6.76 Score
mrryan74 47 M 5  Artikelen	BBQ time   30-10-2015 A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?" 5 Reacties, 225 Bezichtigingen, 22 Stemmen ,5.77 Score
rm_NOPoet30 67 M 47  Artikelen	Always use condoms?   29-10-2015 Many will say YES! Let me state my case: 1st I was with the same partner for over 20 yr.s before she passed away. Last full physical showed No STDs & a sperm count so low, as to not exist. 2nd I have a reaction to latex [Rash] & little or no sensation. So, I ask if she can prove she is disease free - which I feel is being honest- and that for reasons stated I don't use condoms. Mostly, I get ... 1 Reacties, 88 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,1.86 Score
rm_NOPoet30 67 M 47  Artikelen	Always use condoms?   29-10-2015 Many will say YES! Let me state my case: 1st I was with the same partner for over 20 yr.s before she passed away. Last full physical showed No STDs & a sperm count so low, as to not exist. 2nd I have a reaction to latex [Rash] & little or no sensation. So, I ask if she can prove she is disease free - which I feel is being honest- and that for reasons stated I don't use condoms. Mostly, I get ... 3 Reacties, 46 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,4.12 Score
rm_BIGYODAG2 65 M 24  Artikelen	ANOTHER POEM FOR THE MAG -= SAD, FUNNY & LAME   22-08-2015 LAMO We met in a chat room General conversation Things get hot & heavy She is coming over for sex. ‘Can’t see you till after work Be there by 8 AM my dear.’ She had sent a photo From the neck to her waist To whet my appetite I guess She was lovely, bare big breasted. Troubled sleep – toss & turn Big Yoda is throbbing My mind is in a whirl Putting a face & name ... 2 Reacties, 76 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,3.25 Score
Satyr48 75 M 8  Artikelen	Karma   20-08-2015 Two former female neighbors met in the Afterlife, after both suffering untimely deaths. Being surprised to see each other, they asked how they me their fates. One woman said she froze to death. "Oh, my goodness!" the other replied, "that's terrible" "Well; not SO bad" the other replied, "After a while the cold went away, and I drifted off into a warm sleep" The second woman said she died of a ... 3 Reacties, 236 Bezichtigingen, 26 Stemmen ,5.40 Score
wittyhumor 41 M 37  Artikelen	I Forget Stuff Sometimes   15-08-2015 I looked up at my ceiling the other day and as I was laying there I saw what I thought to be a sliver of paint on it. I didn't pay it any attention but I noticed that it had some limbs. So obviously it's a bug. I grab the bug spray and down it goes. I quickly picked it up off the floor and flush it in the toilet. Moments later i get a knock at the door. So I quickly answer the door as I am ... 0 Reacties, 220 Bezichtigingen, 13 Stemmen ,2.64 Score
MsCarlalee 61 T 9  Artikelen	The Successful    03-08-2015 Four men went golfing one day. Three of them went to the 1st tee while the other went to to the club house to pay the bill. The three men started bragging on their sons. The first man said "My is a successful home builder. He's so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free. The second man said "My is such a good car salesman that he know owns a multi-line dealership. And because ... 4 Reacties, 229 Bezichtigingen, 17 Stemmen ,5.67 Score
Otis_Good 71 M 18  Artikelen	Listen up   15-07-2015 I was talking to my ex one day after sex and asked who is the best lover you ever had ? I was feeling pretty sure she was going to say me after the fancy fuck I just gave her but no . Yap yap yap she went on and on . I kind of stoped listening until I heard . And in the shower Rose said you might as well wash my back and ass a deal is a deal . What ? What deal ? I asked . Rose my second roommate ... 2 Reacties, 304 Bezichtigingen, 15 Stemmen ,2.52 Score
wickedcat2006 49 V 145  Artikelen	gossipers!!!   15-06-2015 Mildred, the church gossiper and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused a new member, Henry, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of ... 3 Reacties, 244 Bezichtigingen, 39 Stemmen ,6.82 Score
Badazzboy4U 33 M 3  Artikelen	Fucked up families   04-06-2015 There's a story in one of the Charles Town, Wes Virginiay news about a brother and sister who went to their sons High School graduation because all three graduated on the same day in 2008. The really weird thing is that he has several profiles on this and other sites and uses a photo of him with his sister taken at the Graduation Party in 2008. Now that is really fucked up!!! ... 0 Reacties, 64 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,3.55 Score
suryareddy004 20 M 1  Artikel	my first romance   28-05-2015 haii friends, this is my real experience in my life.once my Aunty's came to my house for spend her holidays.she was very beautiful and sexy.I loved her so much.one day night do small fighting between she and her mom.then she get nervous feeling. and she come to my bed beside of me.then time is gone.then I put my hand at her PUSSY.then she shifted her face beside of my face, and she give a small ... 0 Reacties, 121 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,2.28 Score
1HORNYOLDBUGGER2 54 M 3  Artikelen	Having sex with The King! Thank you.. Thank you very much...   15-04-2015 I have always found ways to make a girl bust up laughing; while we have sex.. Creative singing is one them.. I have a knack for turning something innocent; into something naughty..... For instance.. I heard an Elvis song while driving to a date. Latter when we were ready for a romp, I sang my dirty version. It went like this: Are you lonesome tonight?... ... 2 Reacties, 94 Bezichtigingen, 11 Stemmen ,4.66 Score
dh1313h 35 M 3  Artikelen	For Fun   15-03-2015 A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself." So she ... 3 Reacties, 244 Bezichtigingen, 20 Stemmen ,4.53 Score
Kycre8iveman 71 M 0  Artikelen	My Date From Hell!   18-02-2015 Written by: KyCre8iveGuy NOW THE STORY YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ, MAY SEEM TOTALLY WEIRD AND COMPLETELY CRAZY…BUT HAND OVER MY HEART…IT’S THE COMPLETE TRUTH!! I met a young lady on a Transgendered website. She was 35-years-old, had long blonde, beautiful hair and the face and body of a Goddess. We chatted for a while on the website and through personal emails. Eventually, we ... 6 Reacties, 297 Bezichtigingen, 39 Stemmen ,4.62 Score
rm_canwechat1 72 M 1  Artikel	IRONY   13-01-2015 Isn't it Ironic that this page is blank, can one surmise from that that there is nothing funny about sex? from my experience it can't be so, many a gut splitting laugh has come out of the absurd situation we sometimes find ourselves in in the pursuit of sex. 0 Reacties, 35 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,3.01 Score
missourimuffdive 63 M 1  Artikel	Dead Roses!   21-11-2014 On my fifth wedding anniversary i decided to get my wife a dozen red roses, they looked a little wilted and thought that they just needed some water and some miracle grow for flowers. I bought the roses thinking that i could bring them back to life somehow. When i got home if put them in vase with some water and miracle grow. An hour had passed and they looked a little bit better but still looked ... 2 Reacties, 91 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,2.49 Score
maximil_power 33 M 1  Artikel	A Realization After Sex   13-11-2014 So the encounter began as hot and passionate as ever! She started unbuttoning my shirt, but had to raise her arms so I could throw HER shirt off! She must have thought, forget the buttons, and tried to pull mine over my head too! We were tearing each other's clothes off like they were on fire! She went for my belt, I went for her bra, and after struggling like I was trying to ... 3 Reacties, 231 Bezichtigingen, 18 Stemmen ,3.26 Score
rm_goodsxwithu 53 S 10  Artikelen	Funny   12-11-2014 Have you ever gotten rug burns from having sex on a carpet? There's nothing funny about it the next morning. 18 Reacties, 133 Bezichtigingen, 29 Stemmen ,5.25 Score
kimdan4fun 41 S 10  Artikelen	Testimonials   07-11-2014 If you get one do you always allow it to show up on your profile or do you sometimes hide them? 5 Reacties, 67 Bezichtigingen, 14 Stemmen ,3.30 Score
prettyinpink838 40 S 6  Artikelen	Going   31-10-2014 Funny how the longer you know someone the more you get use to seeing them going to the bathroom and how little it matters. 11 Reacties, 126 Bezichtigingen, 24 Stemmen ,6.20 Score
rm_3xthefun99 54 S 4  Artikelen	Humor   21-10-2014 We think it's really funny how many guys want us to watch them jerk off on cam. Do they really think that's what people on here want to see? Oh and just an added note for those of you that think a woman is watching you on all those couple profiles. It isn't. 9 Reacties, 90 Bezichtigingen, 19 Stemmen ,4.44 Score
Vraag me om een foto nosinglemenever 33 V 5  Artikelen	Funny?   15-10-2014 If you write me and ask to fuck, suck or perform any other sex act with you before we've had a chance to chat first then I'll know you're just being funny. 9 Reacties, 108 Bezichtigingen, 25 Stemmen ,6.56 Score
lovestolick619 48 M 171  Artikelen	Understanding Women   01-10-2014 A Woman's Vocabulary, Keywords and Meanings (as taken from an interview with a woman) FINE This is the word we use at the end of any argument in which we feel we are right, but need to shut you up. NEVER use 'Fine' to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your ... 3 Reacties, 56 Bezichtigingen, 9 Stemmen ,4.07 Score
lovestolick619 48 M 171  Artikelen	Understanding Men   01-10-2014 "IT'S A GUY THING" Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?" "UH HUH, " "SURE, HONEY, " OR "YES, DEAR" Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Translated: "I ... 2 Reacties, 42 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,3.80 Score