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Humour 26-10-2003
A sense of humour comes in very handy to help you through
those rough patches.
0 Reacties, 34 Bezichtigingen,
88 Stemmen
,6.38 Score
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Uner Pressure 24-10-2003
About 5 years ago on a hot September night, my girlfriend
at the time and I went out to the Claim Jumper for dinner.
If you have ever eaten there, you know they serve the largest
portions than just about anywhere. We had a couple of cocktails
before dinner and drank a bottle of wine while I stuffed
myself until I could hardly breathe.
When we got back home, we sat in the Jacuzzi and had a ...
0 Reacties, 31 Bezichtigingen,
100 Stemmen
,7.44 Score
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Grandparents get it on! 23-10-2003
Grandma & Grandpa were sittin' & a rockin'on
the front porch while I was fixin' the window on the
side of the house, they didn't know I overheard them
talkin' dirty to each other, hell they're 90 yrs.
old!
Gramma said to gramps " Hey! FUCK YOU granpa"
and she just kept rockin'.
a little while later gramps says "Well ya know what,
FUCK YOU TOO Gramma" and they just kept rockin'.
After ...
0 Reacties, 93 Bezichtigingen,
125 Stemmen
,8.63 Score
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You're both Too selfish Pricks 19-10-2003
OK. You are in the best relationship of your life. You met
him/her in the library, class, club or where ever the hell
is you met. You say neither of you were looking but you hit
it off great. You called each other up a few times. Had lunch,
dinner, went bowling, and caught a few flicks together.
Your a nice girl/guy and the perrson you are dating is really
digging you.
The bad part about ...
0 Reacties, 34 Bezichtigingen,
58 Stemmen
,3.57 Score
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my most embarrassing sexual moment 01-10-2003
When I was engaged to my exwife I was a member of a men's
pool league that played other local bars. Well we played
this on place called the Dutch Cellar and I shot the best
match I ever shot in my life. Well all my buddies started
buying me beer and shots. I drank about 13 beers and 4 shots
in two hours.
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Well I shouldn't have DROVE home but I did. I thought
she would be in ...
0 Reacties, 108 Bezichtigingen,
287 Stemmen
,7.26 Score
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Masturbation 11-08-2003
I am 6'3" 190lbs and fit. I had come out of the shower
into the bedroom, and was drying off as useual, started
rubbing my body down with cocobutter also as useual, but
when I started rubbing cocobutter on my penis it felt so
good that I could'nt stop. I contenued to rub my cock
until it grew to it's full 7 1/2 inches by then I could
feel the blood serging through my body as my cock began to ...
0 Reacties, 76 Bezichtigingen,
265 Stemmen
,5.73 Score
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A Geography Lesson 10-07-2003
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22
a woman is like Africa...
half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with
fertile deltas.
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Between 23 and 30
a woman is like America.....
well developed and open to trade,
especially for high financed investors.
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Between 31 and 45
a woman is like India...
very hot, relaxed and
convinced ...
0 Reacties, 37 Bezichtigingen,
282 Stemmen
,8.25 Score
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If love never comes 15-06-2003
My friend if LOVE never comes life will never have or hold
meaning !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If love never comes will life have meaning ?
NO i say
Will liveing in this dat and time be worh liveing at all ?
No it will be a waist of space and time !
Will the things that all people see as necarry mean a thing
to me ?
NO solimen in his wisdom seen that with out ...
0 Reacties, 16 Bezichtigingen,
106 Stemmen
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Poor thing... 29-05-2003
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I once dated a woman who on occasion was very horny and impatient.
She wanted me to come over right away. But as I was still doing
office work, still needed to take a shower, and stop by the
grocery store, I told her that I wasn't sure that I'd
be able to make it that evening. Well, this woman was quite
persistent which sometimes got on my nerves. Such was the
case on ...
0 Reacties, 52 Bezichtigingen,
157 Stemmen
,5.65 Score
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